JMONEYKILLER

JMONEYSUMMARY: JMONEYKILLER is the mortal man with the master plan. His parents were crackheads, bringing home drugs instead of groceries until the CPS came to take J away. There was almost disaster if not for his grandfather stepping in and saying "we will raise this child." Then he grew up in Philly talking on the Xbox, rapping about the queen and going ye-yay.

Go forward to the present and Jmoney is in Atlanta. After a drug deal gone wrong he moved to escape the cops and his reenlistment in the military. He outsmarted the cops with his girlfriend and set up the Jmoney central in his Georgia apartment. The mortal blood in his brain kept him sheltered with the snows of death towering overhead. But for years Jmoney has been living a lie, trying to make his grandma proud and staying off the hash. Where does his money come from and why is he so rich? The Jmoneyman ain't gonna tell!!!

JMONEYSTORY

Jmoney grew up in Filly with his crackhead parents. They used and sold too, so they could support the small family created by their drunken lust. Jmoney was not a normal child. The sadness at watching his parents's actions matured him fast and he needed a place to go for when the stress was too high. This was too long ago for the internet. So he invented the master plan. The master plan was designed to make him the greatest man of all, soaring him above the weaker vices of his past to make him the perfect man to lead the earth into perfection. There were maps and diagrams drawn, but Jmoney was a kid who didn't know the harsh truths of life. His family would only get worse.

It was when he was a child around eight that he was removed from the home of his parents. Almost closely. When the CPS came through the door his grandfather stood and said "we will care for this child." It was how his grandparents cared for him, and he lived with them for his teenage years. His favorite sport was to play Xbox and Xbox 360 online, participating in games of Halo and World of Warcraft on the private server WoWscape. But his grandmother died and he needed money. He knew people online who sold weed for money and his girlfriend did weed too. So he talked to them and had to learn the streets. Soon he was selling.

It went well until he shared the news with his friends over the xbox. They didn't like it and didn't want to talk with him anymore. But he needed to have a future and one of his friends was in the army. He enlisted and served a tour in Iraq to get money for college. But was he really fighting or just helping at the base? Only the CIA knows the truth. When he returned the truth of his past caught up with him and some drug men were out to find him. He took his only possessions and fled his state searching for New Orleans. Another veteran he knew lived there. But he ended up in Atlanta instead and decided to hide out there for a while. Now his mission is to lay low and survive the men out looking for him. He has money from a job as a webcaster reporting on all the Xbox news that is fit to report. His pet bulldogs found him on a streetcorner and soon he knew they were his. It was fate that they met and he gave them a good home.

JMONEYAPPEARANCE: Jmoneykiller is a tall man with black skin and a bald head. He sometimes wears sunglasses. He usually doesn't wear a shirt.

JMONEYTRUTH: Jmoneykiller doen't remember his masterplan, but the master plan remembers Jmoneykiller. The hopes of a child roused a power far beyond his mortal imagination, and he now furthers a real master plan all without knowing it. The master plan chased him out of Filly, trapped him in Atlanta, and gave him his bulldogs. Every move Jmoneykiller makes could be another step in the master plan.

But Jmoneykiller makes dumb choices and does stupid things. His headstrong and confident nature leads him to trouble. His mistakes could cause the master plan trouble..... if his mistakes weren't part of the plan in the first place. We know more than Jmoneykiller and we wonder: what is the master plan? What scheme is "Jmoney" furthering with his every move? Even the text he wrote as a child provides no answer. Because Jmoney is now involved in a plan that could involve only a small money laundering operation, or a cosmic plot that encompasses the whole universe. The scale of it is impossible to measure.

JMONEYTARIOT: Jmoneykiller is The Fool. http://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/major-arcana/fool/ What does he know about the past or future? Yet his potential is so huge it can't be measured. The master plan could be anything... Does he control it, or does it control him?

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