Feeding the Hungry


 * A thread in which the impossible is done, the invisible is seen, and reason is thoroughly kicked to the curb.

Feeding the Hungry
Jack, Ben, and Alexander have a plan to feed the homeless of Atlanta with an Exelixi life support machine, but then police shoot up the Garage like morons because a Mane appeared who was possibly a murder suspect. The three Geniuses try and get reparations from the scientist who created the thing which the police shot up the place for, along with returning the Mane to her home, but the automatic defenses in the forest almost kill them. So they burn down the forest, invade a lab, ride velociraptors, get some Minions from Despicable Me, ChainSword through the brain of a boss from a lightgun game through the use of mancannon technology, and continue climbing up the Henderson Scale until "killing the physical representation of a Bardo, who is a dragon and also the Moon" becomes a viable objective rather than a warning sign of schizophrenia. They then blow the Moon up so hard the entire alternate universe the lab was located within explodes, and they're deposited back by the Hot Rod with all of their recruited Minions. They decide to grab some tacos, and thus the Hungry were Fed after all.

Also, I'm pretty sure Alexander became the King of All Automata somewhere offscreen. After using the mighty czar-busting fists of Mega Boris to lay siege to the Dinosaur King's fortress. And winning.

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But yeah, it's a thread about feeding homeless people.